The PalArse of Westminster


Exposing the hypocrisy, greed and incompetence of our "respected" elected political "elite".

Thursday, 28 March 2019

May's Plan B - Shenanigans Alert!

Theresa May, having stated that she will fall on her sword if MV3 passes, was rewarded with a two fingered salute from the DUP.

Following on from that, the clowns in Parliament who have "taken control" of the Brexit process have proven they are fit for nothing; as none of the indicative options put forward for a vote scored a majority.

Therefore what will May do?

May will put forward MV3, when it loses she will withdraw the whip from the Tories who voted against and call a general election.

Those without the whip can't stand as Tories, thus she in one fell swoop has purged the party of trouble makers thereby saving it to fight on another day (even if Corbyn wins the election)!

Wednesday, 27 March 2019

Something May, or May Not Happen Today

Be prepared for may to say absolutely nothing new when she addresses the 1922 Committee later today!

Tuesday, 26 March 2019

Britain's De Facto PM - Oliver Letwin

Well, I didn't see that one coming!

The Klan Went To Chequers

Monday, 25 March 2019

The Coup That Wasn't

Yesterday's damp squid of a non coup may in fact be the precursor for some shenanigans this week that sees May go, or it may in fact be nothing at all!

Friday, 22 March 2019

The End of May To Come Early This Year!

Thursday, 21 March 2019

The Address To The Nation That Wasn't

Those of us who could be bothered to interrupt our normal TV schedules of Coronation Street etc last night, in order to watch Theresa May's "Address To The Nation", were somewhat underwhelmed.

She said nothing new and instead squandered the opportunity to lay out a plan or even issue a threat, by simply blaming everyone in Parliament for this clusterfuck.

Not a clever move in my humble opinion!

Wednesday, 20 March 2019

May The Untrustworthy

It is ironic that church going vicar's daughter is so untrusted by everyone.

For what it's worth I don't trust her either!

Monday, 18 March 2019

Labour's "Necessary" Cleansing

Farage Is a Spiv - It's As Simple As That!

Friday, 15 March 2019

Cable To Stand Down - No One Will Notice

Thursday, 7 March 2019

Cox's Codpiece

Labour are as Shit as The Tories

Absolutely Everything Is Going To Be Shit!

Wednesday, 6 March 2019

Momentum Fined

Tuesday, 5 March 2019

Pearl Clasping Vicars' Daughters

Having observed the experiment for more than long enough, I think it fair to say that pearl clasping vicar's daughters should not seek, or be granted, high political office.

Monday, 4 March 2019

Failing Grayling Featured In New York Times