The PalArse of Westminster


Exposing the hypocrisy, greed and incompetence of our "respected" elected political "elite".

Wednesday, 29 April 2020

Boris Has a Son

The dynasty is assured!

Monday, 27 April 2020

Number 10 Gives Hacks The Finger

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Boris Responds To Kay Burley

Thursday, 23 April 2020

Piers Morgan Tries To Rig The System

OFCOM needs to explain how it is he got hold of these figures, are they not meant to be confidential?

Monday, 20 April 2020

Semi Virtual Parliament To Open Tomorrow

Parliament will resume tomorrow (Tuesday) with a maximum of 50 in either chamber, with rigorous requirement for social distancing.

The Commons chamber will have large TV screens placed where the clocks are now sited, above the Speaker's chair and attached to the galleries facing the government and opposition benches, so that remote contributions can be seen by everyone on the benches.

Let's see how that works then!

Friday, 17 April 2020

Thursday, 16 April 2020

Journalist Driven Mad and Starts Shouting at Flags

Friday, 10 April 2020

Guardian Fails Again!

I wouldn't use the Guardian to wipe my armpits with!

Thursday, 9 April 2020

Tuesday, 7 April 2020

Monday, 6 April 2020

What a Weekend!

Well that was a hell of a weekend!

- The Queen rallies the nation
- Keir Starmer confirmed as leader of Labour
- Ongoing Labour reshuffle as Starmer purges the stench of Corbynism (eg Burgon gone)
- Scottish CMO resigns in shame
- Boris hospitalised

The Queen Nailed It!

Thursday, 2 April 2020

Wednesday, 1 April 2020

Scotland Backs Off From Abandoning The Rule of Law..For The Moment

I suspect they will try this again, later down the line!