Starmer In a Wig Wants To Decolonise British Farms!

 

Fucking lunatics!

Blair Rips Miliband a New One

 

Keir Starmer should rip up Ed Miliband’s “unnecessary” net zero agenda, Tony Blair tells #TimesRadio.

“It’s not that I'm a climate denier, but it's just coming to terms with this reality.”@CalumAM pic.twitter.com/f3lF11dYGw

— Times Radio (@TimesRadio) May 27, 2026

Carla Denyer Takes Summer Off

 

Starmer Will Go To Makerfield To "Help" Burnham!

 

Jess Phillips Calls Starmer a Cockroach

 

Jess Phillips Has Just Launched Her Most Savage Attack Yet On “Cockroach” Keir Starmer 😳

Asked by Robert Peston: “What is the probability that Starmer can actually survive?”

Jess Phillips brutally described the Prime Minister as something like a “ cockroach in a nuclear war”… pic.twitter.com/KNfyl49NPj

— J Stewart (@triffic_stuff_) May 21, 2026

Miliband's Oil Ban Funds Russia's War

 

Miliband's ban on North Sea oil has meant that, in order to ensure we have enough oil, we are lifting sanctions on Putin's oil and buying that instead of drilling for our own oil!

Sack the bastard and ditch Net Zero! 

Burnham - Labour's Chosen One

 

In a stunning display of talent depth, Labour's formidable army of over 400 MPs has scoured its benches and discovered, to everyone's mild surprise, that not a single one is up to the job of Prime Minister. After months of hopeful shuffling and desperate polling, the party has been forced to eye up non-MPs like some sort of political Deliveroo order. 

Step forward Andy Burnham, the Mayor of Greater Manchester, who now finds himself in the curious position of being imported as the great white hope—because when your own parliamentary supergroup can't produce a single credible leader, the obvious solution is to recruit from outside the building, like a football club signing a veteran striker on a free transfer to stave off relegation. 

Democracy in action, folks!

Wouldn't it be funny if he lost?