Burnham To Block Out The Sun

 

 

🚨 BREAKING: Andy Burnham will chair a meeting of COBRA this afternoon about the extreme heat

— Politics UK (@PolitlcsUK) August 12, 2026

Phillips Pulled a Fake Sickie!

 

Jess Phillips has disclosed that she pretended to be ill to avoid defending Lord Mandelson. 

The former minister admitted she refused to appear for Home Office questions because she could not honestly claim that the then-ambassador was “good at his job”.

Anyone else in any other job would have been fired for doing this! 

Labour Really is Shit!

 

Convicted Fraudster To Mind The Shop

 

Two weeks into his premiership, and Andy Burnham is going on holiday.

During his absence convicted fraudster Louise Haigh will be minding the shop! 

Convicted Fraudster Haigh Denies Invasion, Then States That It Is

 

She said it wasn't an invasion, then went on to explain it, giving the exact dictionary definition of a invasion.

Louise Haigh is going to get found out very quickly with this much spotlight on her every word. pic.twitter.com/izQKGviEIy

— Ben Graham (@BenGrahamUK) July 31, 2026

Airmiles Andy Jets Off To an Office Block in The North

 

Burnham has flown to his office block in the North on an Airbus A321, to do a few hours work.

Aside from the absurd cost of the virtue signalling stunt, the office block is no way near as secure as Number 10. It is absurd that the Prime Minster thinks he can do this on a regular basis. 

Convicted Fraudster Louise Haigh Deletes Her Twitter Account

 

By way of celebrating her birthday, convicted fraudster Louise Haigh has deleted her twitter account.

https://x.com/LouHaigh