Fiddlers Three

 

 Someone will be throwing her "husband" under the campervan in the coming days.

God All Farking Mighty!

 

Oh, and apparently there is the small question of £5K of campaign funds allegedly being given to some "bad men"!

Forty Years On - Rishi's "Mighty" Legacy

 

In 2064 in corner shops around the UK, 56 year olds and above will be having to produce id to shop staff to prove that they are over 55 in order to be able to buy a packet of fags!

ALERT - TRUSS IS ON MANOEUVRES!

 

The Best Party Political Broadcast Ever!

 

Here it is: my one-minute pitch to be Mayor of London, as broadcast on BBC One. Yes, this is real. #VoteBinface pic.twitter.com/ykgHRSGfqO

— Count Binface (@CountBinface) April 11, 2024

Greater Manchester Police Investigating Rayner

 

BREAKING: Greater Manchester Police say they are investigating Angela Rayner, relating to the sale of her former council house.

Rayner has denied any wrongdoing, but the saga rumbles on causing Labour difficulties. Hard for party to take moral high ground while this continues.

— Paul Brand (@PaulBrandITV) April 12, 2024

French Migration Farce - British Taxpayers' Money Spaffed Up The Wall

Police in northern France funded by UK taxpayers to stop migrants crossing the Channel. We witnessed them standing back and watching as a group of more than 50 made their way to a perilously overcrowded dinghy.

82 then arrived in Dover. They made it to the UK. pic.twitter.com/ijCFii5VdK

— Peter A Smith (@PeterAdamSmith) April 11, 2024

Send the SAS over there to disable the boats on the beaches and to rendite the people smugglers!