Miliband's Oil Ban Funds Russia's War

 

Miliband's ban on North Sea oil has meant that, in order to ensure we have enough oil, we are lifting sanctions on Putin's oil and buying that instead of drilling for our own oil!

Sack the bastard and ditch Net Zero! 

Burnham - Labour's Chosen One

 

In a stunning display of talent depth, Labour's formidable army of over 400 MPs has scoured its benches and discovered, to everyone's mild surprise, that not a single one is up to the job of Prime Minister. After months of hopeful shuffling and desperate polling, the party has been forced to eye up non-MPs like some sort of political Deliveroo order. 

Step forward Andy Burnham, the Mayor of Greater Manchester, who now finds himself in the curious position of being imported as the great white hope—because when your own parliamentary supergroup can't produce a single credible leader, the obvious solution is to recruit from outside the building, like a football club signing a veteran striker on a free transfer to stave off relegation. 

Democracy in action, folks!

Wouldn't it be funny if he lost? 

Burnham's FU Message To The Voters of Makerfield

 

Burnham's slogan for this election is "For Us" (FU), here's what he really means as per Nickie Brown:

Let’s have a think about what’s happening in Makerfield. 

This by election is costing taxpayers £226,208. And it’s happening because a Labour MP chose to step aside to make room for Andy Burnham’s leadership ambitions. 

He admitted that himself. But here’s some more interesting figures. 

If Burnham wins, he’ll have to resign as Greater Manchester Mayor too. That triggers another election costing taxpayers around £4.7 million. So in total, nearly £5 million of public money could be spent not on improving services, fixing roads, supporting communities or helping struggling families, but on political career ambitions. 

 People are struggling with bills, crime, NHS waiting lists and communities being ignored. 

Yet Westminster politics still seems focused on who climbs the ladder next. 

That’s what frustrates people. Not democracy. 

Political games made to look like democracy.

Streeting Resigns

 

Streeting's Brief Meeting With Starmer

 

He's Refusing To Go!

 

A madman will sooner burn the country down and rule over a kingdom of ashes, rather than give up power!

Advice To Angela Rayner

 

When using AI to write your political statements and interventions, proof read them first.

Unless that is you really do intend to abolish freeholds?