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Trump Has McSweeney's Phone

 

Over the last 24 hours the official Twitter account of The White House has posted several heavily pixelated images of Trump and co holding a mobile phone, and a cryptic video (which if run backwards you can hear the phrase "exciting announcement tomorrow").

🤫 pic.twitter.com/suWOUeiXF6

— The White House (@WhiteHouse) March 27, 2026

What does this mean?

It means that they have Morgan McSweeney's phone! 

Starmer thought he could get away with the cover up, but Trump does not forgive or forget and he is gunning for Starmer following the Diego Garcia snub.

In truth, Trump doesn't need the physical phone; he already has the transcripts! 

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"Keir Starmer is LYING THROUGH HIS TEETH"

Dan Hodges, Columnist for the Daily Mail does not hold back. The McSweeney Scandal continues...@DPJHodges pic.twitter.com/Z7BSBCEoiu

— Talk (@TalkTV) March 26, 2026

We don't know for certain what happened to McSweeeny's mobile. But after his interview this morning we know this for certain. Keir Starmer is deliberately lying about McSweeny's mobile.

— (((Dan Hodges))) (@DPJHodges) March 26, 2026

It's The Lie That Gets You!

 

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Starmer is very sensitive about being asked what he and his government is up to, as such it should come as no surprise at all that he is trying to stop FOI requests.

 This is being accomplished in two ways:

1 The government's propaganda and nudge unit (ie the BBC) has, in The Capture, portrayed a male who submitted a mere 9 FOI requests as being a right wing extremist.

2 The government is claiming that China is carrying out a large scale espionage exercise via FOI requests. This of course is nonsense, as China has already compromised parliament and our comms systems. 

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