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The PalArse of Westminster

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Exposing the hypocrisy, greed and incompetence of our "respected" elected political "elite".

Friday, 14 August 2026

Passport To Piddington



On 4 July 2026 (chosen to coincide with US Independence Day), the residents of Piddington voted overwhelmingly (reports of 175–7 or 96%) to hold a referendum on seceding from the UK / declaring independence (sometimes framed as the “Principality of Piddington”). 

A formal independence referendum is planned for September 2026. 

Piddington is currently protesting Home Office plans to house 1,250 single adult male illegal asylum seekers at a nearby former military site (MoD Bicester / Bicester barracks storage depot), which would more than triple or quadruple the village’s population of roughly 350–370 people (around 250–350 adults plus children.

Burnham claims that this part of the "fair" distribution of illegals to wealthier areas (even though it will cost the taxpayer more).

It should be noted, with a degree of irony, that the local council is a Green/LibDem coalition, and the MP is a LibDem. Both these parties support mass migration to the UK.

Wednesday, 12 August 2026

Burnham To Block Out The Sun


 

 

Tuesday, 11 August 2026

Phillips Pulled a Fake Sickie!


 

Jess Phillips has disclosed that she pretended to be ill to avoid defending Lord Mandelson. 

The former minister admitted she refused to appear for Home Office questions because she could not honestly claim that the then-ambassador was “good at his job”.

Anyone else in any other job would have been fired for doing this! 

Tuesday, 4 August 2026

Convicted Fraudster To Mind The Shop


 

Two weeks into his premiership, and Andy Burnham is going on holiday.

During his absence convicted fraudster Louise Haigh will be minding the shop! 

Friday, 31 July 2026

Convicted Fraudster Haigh Denies Invasion, Then States That It Is

 

Friday, 24 July 2026

Airmiles Andy Jets Off To an Office Block in The North


 

Burnham has flown to his office block in the North on an Airbus A321, to do a few hours work.

Aside from the absurd cost of the virtue signalling stunt, the office block is no way near as secure as Number 10. It is absurd that the Prime Minster thinks he can do this on a regular basis.