Andy Burnham - Labour's First All Woman Leader

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These people are fucking retards!

Riddle Me This, Riddle Me That

 

If you were such a successful Prime Minter, as you have claimed...

Why have you resigned and why have you 400 knives in your back? 

Fake Accent, Fake Name, Fake Oath - Pyla Bird-Leakey (AKA Lara)

 

Today, I was officially sworn in at Parliament.

I took this Oath in order to serve the people of Arbroath and Broughty Ferry - and declared that my loyalty will always be to the people of Scotland.

It is a privilege to serve and represent our communities as your Member of… pic.twitter.com/GP3ersApdx

— Lara Bird SNP (@larabirdsnp) June 22, 2026

The SNP's latest MP, stage name "Lara Bird," is a very strange character. Real name Pyla Bird-Leakey; qualified as an English barrister (not a Scottish advocate) and until recently had an English accent.

Crossing her fingers and uttering a rambling pre amble, means that she has not taken the oath. 

The fact that this person is now an MP, tells you everything you need to know about the quality of MPs these days!  

Live Coverage of Starmer Leaving Number 10

 

Britain's PM In Waiting

 

As the post Makerfield glow of success fades, and Britain's PM in waiting salivates at the prospect of leading our once great country, he and his acolytes should consider the following:

• A party of over 400 MPs is not credible if it has to shoe in a candidate from outside of their ranks to fill the non vacant slot of PM.

• Labour hates Starmer, because he is Starmer. The voters hate Starmer, because of what is happening to the country under a Labour government; changing PM won't halt Britain's collapse, unless the PM changes course.

• Six months in and the new PM, the Labour party and the country will realise that he is in way over his head. 

Things will become progressively worse! 

 

FIFA Tries To Ban English Fans Singing "Keir Starmer's a Wanker!"

 

FIFA TRY TO BAN ENGLISH FANS SINGING "KEIR STARMER'S A WANKER" — GOOD LUCK WITH THAT, YOU CLOWNS!

Oh dear, oh dear. The global footballing elite have really lost the plot this time.

England fans are belting out "Keir Starmer's a wanker!" at the top of their lungs in Tampa Bay, Florida, and across the United States during the World Cup. And what does FIFA do? They throw a massive hissy fit, threaten to kick fans out of stadiums, slap them with fines, and confiscate flags. Because nothing says "the beautiful game" quite like a bunch of Swiss bureaucrats trying to police what English supporters can sing.

Newsflash, FIFA: this isn't your pathetic little European dictatorship.

You're in America. Land of the First Amendment. Where free speech actually means something. Where you can call the President a wanker (and plenty do) without some jumped-up official in a shiny suit dragging you out by the collar. The US Constitution doesn't give a flying toss about your politically correct "no offensive language" rules. You have no jurisdiction over what fans chant on American soil, and the sooner you get that through your thick skulls the better.

These fans aren't hurling racial abuse. They're not inciting violence. They're simply expressing what millions of Brits actually think: that Sir Keir Starmer is a gutless, out-of-touch wanker who's wrecked the country in record time. Football terraces have sung far worse about managers, players and rival fans for decades. Now suddenly it's a human rights crime because it targets Dear Leader?

The sheer arrogance is breathtaking. FIFA wants to import its joyless, authoritarian nonsense to the one place on earth where it will be laughed at and ignored. English fans didn't travel thousands of miles, spend a fortune, and endure this bloated circus just to be told by some pen-pushing globalist what they can and cannot sing.

Keir Starmer's a wanker.
Keir Starmer's a wanker.
Na na na na...

Get used to it, lads. The chant is only getting louder.

FIFA can stick their rules up their arse. The fans will keep singing what they bloody well like.

Keir Starmer, Pony Harmer!

 

 Mass slaughter of Dartmoor ponies planned.