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The PalArse of Westminster

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Exposing the hypocrisy, greed and incompetence of our "respected" elected political "elite".

Friday, 27 March 2026

Trump Has McSweeney's Phone



 

Over the last 24 hours the official Twitter account of The White House has posted several heavily pixelated images of Trump and co holding a mobile phone, and a cryptic video (which if run backwards you can hear the phrase "exciting announcement tomorrow").

What does this mean?

It means that they have Morgan McSweeney's phone! 

Starmer thought he could get away with the cover up, but Trump does not forgive or forget and he is gunning for Starmer following the Diego Garcia snub.

In truth, Trump doesn't need the physical phone; he already has the transcripts! 

Thursday, 26 March 2026

Lying Bastard - No One Believes That The Phone Was "Stolen"

 


Tuesday, 24 March 2026

The Moist Eyed Dough Boy Dalek is Stopping FOI Requests


 

Starmer is very sensitive about being asked what he and his government is up to, as such it should come as no surprise at all that he is trying to stop FOI requests.

 This is being accomplished in two ways:

1 The government's propaganda and nudge unit (ie the BBC) has, in The Capture, portrayed a male who submitted a mere 9 FOI requests as being a right wing extremist.

2 The government is claiming that China is carrying out a large scale espionage exercise via FOI requests. This of course is nonsense, as China has already compromised parliament and our comms systems. 

Monday, 23 March 2026

The Reality of The Global Intifada!


 

The wankers that go on marches on a regular basis, screaming for a "global intifada", have brought this about.


Sunday, 22 March 2026