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The PalArse of Westminster

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Exposing the hypocrisy, greed and incompetence of our "respected" elected political "elite".

Tuesday, 30 June 2026

Place-Based Cooperation - The Meaningless Phrase From The Working From Home PM In Waiting


 

"Place-based cooperation – the latest buzzphrase from yesterday’s speech by Prime Minister-in-waiting Andy Burnham – is simply the new meaningless slogan of the lanyard-wearing Westminster class.

Burnham promises a grand devolution of power across the UK. Yet Scotland and Wales already stand as cautionary tales of where this path can lead: bloated bureaucracies, poor economic performance and governance failures that England would be unwise to emulate.

Even as senior civil servants work from home, Burnham glossed over the reality. Whitehall will retain control of the issues that matter most to voters. Apart from AI, mass migration, the soaring costs of Net Zero, and defence, central government will continue to dictate:

  • Where asylum seekers are housed and dispersed (“dumped”) in communities
  • Where pylons and wind turbines are imposed on the landscape
  • Where housing for asylum seekers and refugees will be built
  • Taxation policy and overall spending
  • The direction and funding of the NHS
  • National defence and security priorities

In short, the big strategic decisions stay in London. What gets devolved are the messy local consequences and the blame when things go wrong."

Monday, 29 June 2026

Andy's Frit - Refuses To Take Questions


 

Master Communicator Burnham refuses to take any questions at his first press conference.

Thursday, 25 June 2026

Riddle Me This, Riddle Me That

 


If you were such a successful Prime Minter, as you have claimed...

Why have you resigned and why have you 400 knives in your back? 

Tuesday, 23 June 2026

Fake Accent, Fake Name, Fake Oath - Pyla Bird-Leakey (AKA Lara)

 


The SNP's latest MP, stage name "Lara Bird," is a very strange character. Real name Pyla Bird-Leakey; qualified as an English barrister (not a Scottish advocate) and until recently had an English accent.

Crossing her fingers and uttering a rambling pre amble, means that she has not taken the oath. 

The fact that this person is now an MP, tells you everything you need to know about the quality of MPs these days!  

Friday, 19 June 2026

Britain's PM In Waiting


 

As the post Makerfield glow of success fades, and Britain's PM in waiting salivates at the prospect of leading our once great country, he and his acolytes should consider the following:

  • A party of over 400 MPs is not credible if it has to shoe in a candidate from outside of their ranks to fill the non vacant slot of PM.

  • Labour hates Starmer, because he is Starmer. The voters hate Starmer, because of what is happening to the country under a Labour government; changing PM won't halt Britain's collapse, unless the PM changes course.

  • Six months in and the new PM, the Labour party and the country will realise that he is in way over his head. 

Things will become progressively worse!