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The PalArse of Westminster

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Exposing the hypocrisy, greed and incompetence of our "respected" elected political "elite".

Friday, 24 July 2026

Airmiles Andy Jets Off To an Office Block in The North


 

Burnham has flown to his office block in the North on an Airbus A321, to do a few hours work.

Aside from the absurd cost of the virtue signalling stunt, the office block is no way near as secure as Number 10. It is absurd that the Prime Minster thinks he can do this on a regular basis. 

Wednesday, 22 July 2026

Convicted Fraudster Louise Haigh Deletes Her Twitter Account


 

By way of celebrating her birthday, convicted fraudster Louise Haigh has deleted her twitter account.

https://x.com/LouHaigh 

Loose Lips Sink Sips - Burnham U Turns on a U Turn


 

In an interview over the weekend, Burnham suggested he was considering raising personal allowances.

He continued with this theme on Monday.

However, on Tuesday allies suggested he wouldn’t proceed with what would be a multi-billion pound policy, stressing he’d made no commitment.

However, today Burnham U turned on his U turn saying he’d “look at that at the budget.

This loose lipped approach to finance and policies won't do at all, he will spook the markets and undermine his chancellor. 

Tuesday, 21 July 2026

Jones Knifes Burnham Squarely In The Front


 

 

Given that it was in the public domain yesterday that digital id wasn't funded, it is noteworthy that "journalists" such as Rigby didn't mention it when trumpeting the £45 per annum saving in VAT on fuel bills.

Only when Jones blasted it out on twitter, did they bother to mention it! 

Burnham's Quality Picks

 


Saturday, 18 July 2026

It's The Lie That Gets You - Burnham Denies Role In Ousting Starmer


 

Burnham says "it wasn't me" who brought down Sir Keir Starmer - it was the Parliamentary Labour Party.