The PalArse of Westminster


Exposing the hypocrisy, greed and incompetence of our "respected" elected political "elite".

Monday, 30 July 2018

Advice To Jeremy Hunt (Foreign Secretary)

Your wife is Chinese, not Japanese!

Where Are Our Leaders?

The clusterfuck that is British politics today is symbolised by the two most useless people to lead the mainstream parties in history. Neither May nor Corbyn are fit to lead a party, let alone the country.

The voters know this, and would vote "for anyone but Corbyn or May". The trouble is there is currently no one for them to vote for, this makes for a very dangerous situation as political vacuums are often filled by very undesirable elements.

The solution?

Both Tories and Labour must ditch their respective leaders before it is too late.

Tuesday, 24 July 2018

Leadsom's Leak Irony

Monday, 23 July 2018

We're All Going On a Summer Holiday

When MPs break up for their summer holidays on 24 July, please can they not bother coming back?

The country will be much better of without you!

Wednesday, 18 July 2018

BoJo's Resignation Speech After PMQ

Will it be a lion, or a mouse that roars?

A Government of National Unity

Calls for a government of national unity are very well and good, except:

1 The national unity governments of the 1930's failed and led to war.

2 The main political parties are at war with themselves.

3 The last government of national unity had Chamberlain has its leader, and failed.

We need a Churchill, not a school mistress or aged anti-semite leading us, thus ruling out the need for a third rate government of national unity.!

Jeremy Gammon Given a Bollocking

Tuesday, 17 July 2018

Cable Saves May

MPs Can't Even Agree To Take an Early Holiday

Monday, 16 July 2018

The PPS's Are Revolting

Chequers May Be May's Poll Tax Moment

Friday, 13 July 2018

Trump Endorses Boris For PM - With Friends Like These...

As per The Sun:

“He is a very talented guy. I was very saddened to see that he was leaving Government and I hope he goes back in at some point because… I think he is a great representative for your country. I think he’s got what it takes and I think he has got the right attitude to be a great Prime Minister.”

Monday, 9 July 2018

For The Record - Theresa May

In my humble opinion Theresa May is the wrong person, with the wrong personality in the wrong job at the wrong time.

Friday, 6 July 2018

Sheepdog Deployed At Chequers

Thursday, 5 July 2018

November Election?

Monday, 2 July 2018

Theresa May Has Run Out of Ideas