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The PalArse of Westminster

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Exposing the hypocrisy, greed and incompetence of our "respected" elected political "elite".

Friday, 31 July 2026

Convicted Fraudster Haigh Denies Invasion, Then States That It Is

 

Friday, 24 July 2026

Airmiles Andy Jets Off To an Office Block in The North


 

Burnham has flown to his office block in the North on an Airbus A321, to do a few hours work.

Aside from the absurd cost of the virtue signalling stunt, the office block is no way near as secure as Number 10. It is absurd that the Prime Minster thinks he can do this on a regular basis. 

Wednesday, 22 July 2026

Convicted Fraudster Louise Haigh Deletes Her Twitter Account


 

By way of celebrating her birthday, convicted fraudster Louise Haigh has deleted her twitter account.

https://x.com/LouHaigh 

Loose Lips Sink Sips - Burnham U Turns on a U Turn


 

In an interview over the weekend, Burnham suggested he was considering raising personal allowances.

He continued with this theme on Monday.

However, on Tuesday allies suggested he wouldn’t proceed with what would be a multi-billion pound policy, stressing he’d made no commitment.

However, today Burnham U turned on his U turn saying he’d “look at that at the budget.

This loose lipped approach to finance and policies won't do at all, he will spook the markets and undermine his chancellor. 

Tuesday, 21 July 2026

Jones Knifes Burnham Squarely In The Front


 

 

Given that it was in the public domain yesterday that digital id wasn't funded, it is noteworthy that "journalists" such as Rigby didn't mention it when trumpeting the £45 per annum saving in VAT on fuel bills.

Only when Jones blasted it out on twitter, did they bother to mention it! 

Burnham's Quality Picks

 


Saturday, 18 July 2026

It's The Lie That Gets You - Burnham Denies Role In Ousting Starmer


 

Burnham says "it wasn't me" who brought down Sir Keir Starmer - it was the Parliamentary Labour Party.

 

 

 

Friday, 17 July 2026

Marxist Coup Continues Apace

 



The entrenchment of radical networks inside the heart of British government took another significant step forward with Andy Burnham’s latest appointments.

Burnham has brought in Matthew McGregor, former Director of Hope Not Hate and current CEO of 38 Degrees (which funds the Good Law Project), as Director of Political Strategy in 10 Downing Street. He has also appointed Alison Phillips, a current board member of Hope Not Hate, as Director of Transition.

Starmer, meanwhile, has appointed former Hope Not Hate trustee Baroness Ruth Anderson (née Smeeth) as Parliamentary Secretary for the Cabinet Office. Smeeth previously worked alongside McGregor at the same organisation.

This is not mere coincidence. Hope Not Hate — an outfit that has employed a convicted paedophile Labour councillor, Liron Velleman, and the violent communist Matthew Collins — continues to be lavishly rewarded by the state.

Key Figures and Their Records

Matthew McGregor cut his teeth on Barack Obama’s 2012 campaign before returning to Britain to spearhead Hope Not Hate’s efforts against the Brexit Party in 2019. He also sits on the board of the charity Reprieve, which campaigns to prevent the stripping of British citizenship from individuals such as Rochdale grooming gang leader Shabir Ahmed and ISIS returnee Shamima Begum. His leadership of 38 Degrees further links him to high-profile legal activism through its funding of the Good Law Project.

Alison Phillips served as editor of the Daily Mirror from 2018 to 2024 and previously headed ThinkLabour.

Burnham has also recruited Hayden Munro, former campaign director for New Zealand’s Jacinda Ardern during her heavy-handed COVID era, and Sarah Brown, who spent the last five years as Sadiq Khan’s communications director.

Rounding out the inner circle, Burnham’s chief of staff will be his friend and ally James Purnell — former Labour minister, ex-chair of Tony Blair’s Institute for Public Policy Research, and one-time BBC Director of Strategy and Digital.

What This Means

These appointments reveal a coherent pattern: the fusion of state power with activist organisations, progressive media, international campaign machinery, and metropolitan political operators. Patriotism, national borders, and traditional British liberties are increasingly treated as threats rather than foundations.

Every dissenting voice, every concern about mass immigration, grooming gangs, free speech, or cultural replacement now carries a target. Expect Burnham to outpace even Keir Starmer on both open-border policies and the tightening of censorship.

The coup is not coming. It is already here — and it is consolidating its grip at pace.

Tuesday, 14 July 2026

Governed By Convicted Criminals

 

 

Every time she is mentioned in the media, her name must be preceded by "convicted fraudster"

Thursday, 9 July 2026

Governed By HR - Burnham's Vision of Rule by Lanyard

 


Burnham, a man with zero vision, has decided that the best way to govern is for every Labour MP to put his/her idea to a committee of lanyard wearing HR types.

This will end in disaster for Burnham, the Labour Party and the country. 

Tuesday, 7 July 2026

Farage To Force By-election

 

Reform state that they will cover the cost of this. 

Labour's Fake Nurse


 

Labour MP Sureena Brackenridge completely fabricated a story about a fake nurse, accompanied by an AI image (see above) and posted it to her social media 

The original post about Maya which was faked has now been deleted. Brackenridge now claims she wasn't trying to deceive anyone!

Is it not ironic that Labour keep claiming it is the far right that post lies and misinformation, yet it seems to be it is their own people who do it? 

Monday, 6 July 2026

Manchesterism Morphs To Mauritiusism - Chagos Surrender Continues



For reasons best known to himself, or rather because Jonathan Powell (a man with questionable links to China) told him so, Burnham will continue with the Chagos surrender.

This will costs taxpayers £47BN, anger Trump and blow up his spending plans.

 


Friday, 3 July 2026

Nandy Flounces Off Twitter In a Huff


 

 Lisa Nandy is flouncing off Twitter and taking her Department of "Culture" with her.

Even Cadwalladr thinks this is bollocks! 

Nandy had no problem using Twitter when it helped Labour get elected. She's posted on it over 10'000 times in total since 2009. 

Now that she is facing scrutiny, she's suddenly decided the platform is the problem. 

It goes without saying that her post announcing her flounce, has of course had the comments turned off!

This is stage one of the government's plans to try to shut Twitter down. 

Wednesday, 1 July 2026

Starmer and Reeves Leave Britain Defenceless


 

STARMER AND REEVES SCRAPE TOGETHER A PATHETIC £15BN FOR DEFENCE WHILE LEAVING BRITAIN COMPLETELY DEFENCELESS — BORDERING ON TREASON!

What a pathetic, spineless shower.

Keir Starmer and Rachel Reeves have just announced a whopping £15 billion increase for defence over the next four years. Ooh, get them! The great saviours of the realm!

Except it's well short of the £28 billion the military actually said it needs. There's already a £4 billion unfunded black hole in the plan, and £10 billion of this pathetic package is made up of fantasy cuts to road projects, energy schemes and other initiatives that will magically "never happen" — the usual Labour smoke and mirrors bollocks.

And guess what? Not one single penny has been cut from the bloated welfare budget. Priorities, eh? Keep paying millions not to work, but beg, borrow and rob Peter to pay Paul when it comes to protecting the country.

This isn't a defence boost — it's a surrender document. Our armed forces are hollowed out, recruitment is in the toilet, equipment is obsolete, and these clowns are still prioritising net zero virtue-signalling and unlimited migration over keeping Britain safe.

Their criminal mismanagement of national security borders on treason. While the world gets more dangerous by the day, Starmer and Reeves are busy gutting real projects to pretend they're serious about defence. Absolute frauds.

And poor old Andy Capp Burnham — the man being lined up as the next Saviour of the Red Wall — has been dropped right in the shit. Starmer's left him a stinking £4-5 billion black hole and a half-arsed plan that satisfies nobody. Good luck sorting that mess out, Andy. Maybe you can fund it by appointing more My Little Ponies to the Treasury.

Britain is weaker, poorer and more vulnerable because of this shower. They talk tough on the world stage while leaving our forces naked and our borders wide open.

Disgraceful. Treacherous. Utterly hopeless.