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Wednesday, 1 July 2026

Starmer and Reeves Leave Britain Defenceless


 

STARMER AND REEVES SCRAPE TOGETHER A PATHETIC £15BN FOR DEFENCE WHILE LEAVING BRITAIN COMPLETELY DEFENCELESS — BORDERING ON TREASON!

What a pathetic, spineless shower.

Keir Starmer and Rachel Reeves have just announced a whopping £15 billion increase for defence over the next four years. Ooh, get them! The great saviours of the realm!

Except it's well short of the £28 billion the military actually said it needs. There's already a £4 billion unfunded black hole in the plan, and £10 billion of this pathetic package is made up of fantasy cuts to road projects, energy schemes and other initiatives that will magically "never happen" — the usual Labour smoke and mirrors bollocks.

And guess what? Not one single penny has been cut from the bloated welfare budget. Priorities, eh? Keep paying millions not to work, but beg, borrow and rob Peter to pay Paul when it comes to protecting the country.

This isn't a defence boost — it's a surrender document. Our armed forces are hollowed out, recruitment is in the toilet, equipment is obsolete, and these clowns are still prioritising net zero virtue-signalling and unlimited migration over keeping Britain safe.

Their criminal mismanagement of national security borders on treason. While the world gets more dangerous by the day, Starmer and Reeves are busy gutting real projects to pretend they're serious about defence. Absolute frauds.

And poor old Andy Capp Burnham — the man being lined up as the next Saviour of the Red Wall — has been dropped right in the shit. Starmer's left him a stinking £4-5 billion black hole and a half-arsed plan that satisfies nobody. Good luck sorting that mess out, Andy. Maybe you can fund it by appointing more My Little Ponies to the Treasury.

Britain is weaker, poorer and more vulnerable because of this shower. They talk tough on the world stage while leaving our forces naked and our borders wide open.

Disgraceful. Treacherous. Utterly hopeless.


Tuesday, 12 May 2026

He's Refusing To Go!


 

A madman will sooner burn the country down and rule over a kingdom of ashes, rather than give up power!

Friday, 8 May 2026

Labour's Fucked - Starmer Vows To Double Down!


 

What Starmer, and indeed his colleagues who hate him, fail to realise is that it's the policies of net zero, unlimited illegal immigration, ever increasing taxes, a ballooning welfare state etc that have destroyed Labour's voting base (coupled with an incompetent widely despised PM).

Going harder and faster, or replacing Starmer won't change anything unless the policies that people despise are ditched! 

 

Wednesday, 15 April 2026

Speaker Finally Reprimands Starmer For Not Answering PMQ

 

Tuesday, 14 April 2026

Starmer's MERC - Midlife Existential Regret Crisis


 

Starmer has set up a new cabinet committee to deal with the fallout for Iran - it's called the Middle East Response Committee (MERC).

The PM is chairing the first meeting of it today. Antonia Romeo, the cabinet secretary, will host regular meetings with officials.

It will achieve absolutely nothing!

Friday, 27 March 2026

Trump Has McSweeney's Phone



 

Over the last 24 hours the official Twitter account of The White House has posted several heavily pixelated images of Trump and co holding a mobile phone, and a cryptic video (which if run backwards you can hear the phrase "exciting announcement tomorrow").

What does this mean?

It means that they have Morgan McSweeney's phone! 

Starmer thought he could get away with the cover up, but Trump does not forgive or forget and he is gunning for Starmer following the Diego Garcia snub.

In truth, Trump doesn't need the physical phone; he already has the transcripts! 

Tuesday, 24 March 2026

The Moist Eyed Dough Boy Dalek is Stopping FOI Requests


 

Starmer is very sensitive about being asked what he and his government is up to, as such it should come as no surprise at all that he is trying to stop FOI requests.

 This is being accomplished in two ways:

1 The government's propaganda and nudge unit (ie the BBC) has, in The Capture, portrayed a male who submitted a mere 9 FOI requests as being a right wing extremist.

2 The government is claiming that China is carrying out a large scale espionage exercise via FOI requests. This of course is nonsense, as China has already compromised parliament and our comms systems. 

Friday, 13 March 2026

Civil Servants and CNN Party With Murderous Regime After Massacre


 

 Our government and civil service are in bed with the murderous regime!

Thursday, 5 March 2026

Ed Miliband's Petulant Diego Garcia Meltdown


 

Ed Miliband's Petulant Diego Garcia Meltdown 2026: The Failed "Ed Stone" Loser Who Sabotaged Starmer, Blocked US Bases Against Iran – And Used His Net Zero Tantrum as the Perfect Shield for Labour's Cowardly Inaction!

Posted on Wednesday, 04 March 2026


Oh, the PalArse of Westminster never disappoints – that glorious circus of clowns, charlatans, and complete catastrophes! I'm Ken Frost, your no-holds-barred chronicler of elite idiocy (brought to you by kenfrost.com's "Living Brand"), and today we're carving up the biggest clown in the tent: Ed "Ed Stone" Miliband. Yes, the same serial failure who lugged a 2.5-tonne granite monument of broken pledges around in 2015 like a sad sack Santa, now Energy Secretary and self-appointed net zero zealot, throwing a petulant hissy-fit that stopped Starmer from letting the USA use Diego Garcia against Iran.

This wasn't leadership – it was a toddler's tantrum in a suit. Miliband's outburst gave Starmer the perfect "I was overruled" fig leaf to do sweet FA while British territory burns and our alliances crumble. If you're searching "Miliband Diego Garcia outburst 2026," "Ed Miliband blocks US bases Iran," or "Labour destroying UK alliances," welcome to the evisceration. Share this far and wide – because if Labour's destroying the country and selling out our friends abroad, we need to name and shame the culprits. 

Ed Miliband's Petulant Performance: The "Ed Stone" Loser Who Single-Handedly Sabotaged Diego Garcia

Remember the Ed Stone? That laughable 2015 slab of granite engraved with Labour's six "pledges" that Miliband proudly unveiled – only for it to become the ultimate symbol of his limp leadership flop. Fast-forward to 2026 and nothing's changed. As Iran rains missiles and the US begs for access to Diego Garcia (our sovereign base in the Indian Ocean, vital for striking Tehran), Miliband throws a full-on strop.

Reports confirm he stormed into Number 10, ranting that using the base for "offensive" operations would "undermine" his beloved net zero agenda (because apparently bombing missile sites emits too much CO₂ for Saint Ed). Starmer, spineless as ever, used this convenient outburst as cover: "Sorry Trump, Ed says no." Result? US forces delayed, Iran emboldened, and British territory (Akrotiri yesterday, Diego Garcia next?) left exposed.

This is the same man who lost the 2015 election so badly he had to hide behind a stone monument. Failed leader? That's generous. Miliband is a walking, talking embodiment of Labour incompetence – and his net zero obsession is actively torching the country while he plays politics with our alliances.

Net Zero Madness: How Miliband's Green Delusions Are Destroying Britain

Miliband's entire schtick is "net zero by 2030" – a fantasy that's already bankrupting families, closing power stations, and leaving us freezing in the dark. Energy bills up 40% since Labour took over, blackouts looming, and industry fleeing to China (the world's biggest polluter). All because Ed demands we hit impossible targets while blocking practical allies like the US.

Diego Garcia isn't some eco-reserve – it's a strategic fortress. Miliband's petulant "no" wasn't about principle; it was about protecting his failing green legacy from any whiff of real-world action. Starmer hid behind him like a coward: "Ed made me do it" – classic Labour blame-shifting while the country burns and our American friends wonder why they're bothering with us anymore.

Starmer's Shield of Shame: Using Miliband's Outburst to Do Absolutely Nothing

Let's be crystal clear – Starmer wanted this excuse. While Trump pleaded for Diego Garcia access to hit Iranian launchers, Keir dithered for days. Then Miliband throws his tantrum and – bingo! – Starmer gets to play the reluctant moderate: "My Energy Secretary won't allow it." Convenient, eh? No decision, no responsibility, no backbone.

This is Labour destroying Britain in real time:

  • Alliances abroad shredded – Trump publicly "disappointed," NATO partners muttering about a weak UK.
  • The country hammered by net zero costs, energy insecurity, and now foreign policy paralysis.
  • British territory under attack while the PM hides behind his Energy Secretary's hissy-fit.

Miliband isn't just a failed leader – he's the perfect shield for Starmer's inaction. Together they're turning "Global Britain" into "Gutless Britain."

The Labour Wrecking Ball Timeline: Miliband, Starmer & the Slow Death of Britain

Disaster Date Miliband/Starmer Crime The Damage Done
Ed Stone Farce 2015 Unveils giant stone of broken promises – loses election spectacularly. Proves he's always been a joke leader.
Net Zero Obsession 2024-2026 Rams through impossible green targets as Energy Secretary. Energy bills soar, industry flees, blackouts loom.
Diego Garcia Block Feb-Mar 2026 Petulant outburst stops US use of base against Iran. Delays strikes, emboldens Tehran, exposes UK soil.
Starmer's Shield Mar 2026 Uses Miliband's tantrum to justify total inaction. US alliance strained, British bases attacked, country weakened.

This isn't governance – it's national sabotage.

Time to Sack the Clowns: Labour Is Destroying Britain and Our Alliances – Demand Resignations Now!

Miliband's petulant performance isn't just embarrassing – it's dangerous. Starmer's using him as a human shield while the country pays the price. Labour isn't leading; it's looting our security, our economy, and our global standing.

Resignations? Inquiries? Or just more stone tablets? Contact your MP, share this rant, and join the fight on Patreon for exclusive exposés.

Drop your thoughts below: Is Miliband the worst Energy Secretary ever, or is Starmer the real coward?

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Wednesday, 4 March 2026

Labour's Chinese Spy Ring


 

Three people have been arrested today for being part of a Chinese spy ring.

One of them is the partner of a sitting Labour MP, another is the partner of a former Labour MP.