The PalArse of Westminster


Exposing the hypocrisy, greed and incompetence of our "respected" elected political "elite".

Friday, 28 June 2019

Putin The Boot In

Thursday, 27 June 2019

Carole Might Be Right..For Once!

Wednesday, 26 June 2019

Media Plumbs New Depths of Stupidity - #SockGate

Tuesday, 25 June 2019

Boris Live on LBC - Someone Tell Hunt!

Contrary to what Hunt says, Boris is not hiding from media questions.

Ironically, all that seems to interest LBC is the provenance of a photo of Boris and Carrie sitting in a garden!

Methinks Max Speaks With Forked Tongue

Monday, 24 June 2019

A Policeman Permanently On The Door

If Boris wins, he and Carrie will reside in Number 10.

Doubtless this will be a massive relief to Carrie's "concerned" neighbours, as there will be a policeman on the door 24/7; no need to send any more recordings to the Guardian! 

Friday, 21 June 2019

Boris vs Hunt

If Hunt has any sense, he will spend this weekend thinking about what the country needs (leadership now!), and announce on Monday that following a period of reflection he will step aside and let Boris lead the country immediately (rather than waste a month waiting for the membership to rubber stamp Boris).

This will afford Hunt the added bonus of remaining as Foreign Secretary, and keeping his grace and favour home Chevening House.

Thursday, 20 June 2019

Hammond's Resignation Speech

Good riddance!

Wednesday, 19 June 2019

Un Cri de Cœur

The BBC Really Fucked Up The Leadership Debate

The Farce Continues

This really needs to be sorted out now, not in a month's time!

Tuesday, 18 June 2019

Shenanigans Galore In The Tory Leadership Contest

The next round of voting is tonight, and team Boris appear keen to make sure that Rory is knocked out.

Whatever the result for Rory, I trust and assume that the Tory Party understands that it needs people like Rory to maintain/rekindle its broad church appeal. Therefore when this excessively lengthy farce of a contest is over, the new Prime Minister should award Rory a Cabinet position.

Monday, 17 June 2019

The Media and Boris

I'm beginning to think that some of the media don't like Boris!


Should have thought that through a little more!

Thursday, 13 June 2019

First Ballot Results Expected at 13:00 Today

Why Was Saj Off The Guest List?

Wednesday, 12 June 2019

The Whips Are Out

Boris Officially Launches His Campaign Today

Boris has of course been running his campaign for years!

Tuesday, 11 June 2019

Tory Leadership Candidates as Doctor Who Monsters

The Government's Deft Sleight of Hand

In a move that would grace any star studded magic show, the government stopped funding the BBC £700M for the free licences for the the over 75's and told the BBC it had the power to stop giving away free licences.

When the BBC did just that, the government blamed the BBC.

Class act!

Monday, 10 June 2019

Prime Minister Gove Addresses The Nation in 2020

"I am sorry that I initially lied about taking drugs.

That was wrong of me.

I am sorry that my education department, in 2014, passed a code of conduct that disqualified teachers convicted of possessing class A drugs.

That was wrong and hypocritical.

I am sorry that as an MP and minister I stood behind a law that criminalised drugs and those (who are not MPs, journalists or celebrities) from using them.

That was clearly wrong and hypocritical.

I am sorry that MPs, journalists and celebrities are allowed to get away with behaviour that the rest of you aren't.

That is wrong!

As such my government will be ending the hypocrisy and waste of resources wrt our hypocritical drugs laws, and passing legalisation that will:

- decriminalise drug use,
- promote better education of the consequences,
- enable those with drug problems to seek help without being stigmatised
- and end the "magic money tree" of supplying illegal drugs that feeds/enables the criminal underclass and destroys the lives of so many. 

We will legalise drugs."

That speech will never happen:

1 Gove will never have the guts to make it,

2 Gove will most likely pull his leadership bid today.

Friday, 7 June 2019

Labour Holds Peterborough By The Skin of Its Teeth

The postal vote percentage was 69.4% postal turnout.

Thursday, 6 June 2019

Raab Uses The "P" Word

Tuesday, 4 June 2019

Corbyn Plays The Fool

Jeremy Corbyn today will lead and speak at a demonstration against Donald Trump.

All very well and democratic, if you are in student politics or a junior backbencher. However, Corbyn is a salaried leader of Her Majesy's Opposition with ambitions to become Prime Minister.

Like it or not Trump was democratically elected by members of the public of our closest ally.

Suck it up Corbyn if you want an adult job, you have to behave like an adult!

The Queen Gets It!

Monday, 3 June 2019

Widders Joins Twitter

Sadiq the Terrible!