France Solves its Illegals' Problem By Designating Britain as Rwanda

 

In a brilliant move, France has designated Britain as Rwanda. Thus allowing it to dump all of its illegals here.

The problem for Britain being:

1 France hasn't officially told us this yet.

2 Britain is paying France to dump its illegals here. 

Albania Says No To Starmer's "Rwanda Lite" Plan

 

NEW: PM Edi Rama says NO return hub for Britain in Albania

Asked if he would replicate the deal they have with Italy with Starmer, its a no from him"

"I have said from the outset, it is is a model takes its time to be tested and if it works it can be replicated but NOT in…

— Harry Cole (@MrHarryCole) May 15, 2025

No If, No Buts - Spring Delayed Until July

 

Sunak has stated categorically that the Rwanda legislation will pass "no ifs, no buts" within the next 24 hours.

In other news, he has announced that Spring has been out back to July so as to ensure his promise that flights will take off in Spring will be met!

Lee Anderson Channels His Inner Norman Wisdom

Lee Anderson had planned to vote against the Rwanda bill, but opted not to on the high point of principle that … “the Labour lot were all giggling and laughing and taking the mick.”

 

Lee Anderson resigned on a matter of principle. In case you are wondering what a principle is, it is something that you instantly forget about when someone sniggers at you.pic.twitter.com/mdA1AXza3P

— Parody Rishi Sunak (@Parody_PM) January 18, 2024

Rwanda Offers Sunak a Way Out - Take The Money!

 

NEW & EXCLUSiVE 🚨 🚨

Rwandan President Paul Kagame tells me for @bbcnews from the World Economic Forum whether the migrant deal is working or not is “the UK’s problem, not Rwanda’s problem” and offers to refund UK taxpayer’s money, as the deal is debated in the Commons.

More… pic.twitter.com/JVN4Lea5tn

— Faisal Islam (@faisalislam) January 17, 2024

You Better Believe - Blocked!

 

'This Bill blocks every single reason that has ever been used to prevent flights to Rwanda from taking off'

The PM says 'you better believe' his govt is blocking all 'spurious human rights claims' to prevent flights sending illegal migrants to Rwanda https://t.co/P1O1rNpb8m pic.twitter.com/fkxEcbsKwO

— ITV News Politics (@ITVNewsPolitics) December 7, 2023

Supreme Court Nixes Rwanda Plan

 

The Supreme Court has nixed the government's Rwanda plan, citing ECHR and various other international obligations that apparently override our own legal system.

Sunak intends to rework the Rwanda agreement and revisit the UK legal framework (whatever that means?). He intends to address the nation this afternoon.

Meanwhile various sections of the Tory party are seething, as such he might find himself ousted before the press conference.

Court of Appeal Nixes Rishi's Rwanda Plan

 

The Court of Appeal has ruled that the government’s Rwanda plan is unlawful, after campaigners appealed the High Court’s prior ruling back in December. 

The ruling will now almost certainly go to the Supreme Court. 

Meanwhile Germany is considering their own version of a Rwanda plan for migrants.

High Court Ruling on Rwanda Scheme

 

The Rwanda judgment is now available to view online. https://t.co/angrVvoyL9

— Judicial Office (@JudiciaryUK) December 19, 2022

Irony Klaxon!

 

Denmark has confirmed that it is in talks with Rwanda about transferring asylum seekers there, following a similar move announced by the UK last week.

— Simon Jones (@SimonJonesNews) April 21, 2022