Sunak has stated categorically that the Rwanda legislation will pass "no ifs, no buts" within the next 24 hours.
In other news, he has announced that Spring has been out back to July so as to ensure his promise that flights will take off in Spring will be met!
Oh, and apparently there is the small question of £5K of campaign funds allegedly being given to some "bad men"!
In 2064 in corner shops around the UK, 56 year olds and above will be having to produce id to shop staff to prove that they are over 55 in order to be able to buy a packet of fags!
Here it is: my one-minute pitch to be Mayor of London, as broadcast on BBC One. Yes, this is real. #VoteBinface pic.twitter.com/ykgHRSGfqO
— Count Binface (@CountBinface) April 11, 2024
BREAKING: Greater Manchester Police say they are investigating Angela Rayner, relating to the sale of her former council house.
— Paul Brand (@PaulBrandITV) April 12, 2024
Rayner has denied any wrongdoing, but the saga rumbles on causing Labour difficulties. Hard for party to take moral high ground while this continues.
