Gray Lady Down

 

 Remember Sue Gray, the eagle-eyed investigator who ruffled feathers in Downing Street with her "Partygate" report? 

Well, it seems she's switched sides and joined the Labour lot as their chief of staff. But before she could settle in with a cuppa and a biscuit, she's found herself embroiled in a fresh scandal!

Apparently, there was a leak from a Labour meeting about a potential U-turn on their green investment plan. Sue Gray, ever the terrier, launched an inquiry, and things got a bit, well, heavy-handed. Staffers claim their phones were inspected, interviews were conducted without union reps present, and tears were shed like rain on a British bank holiday. Sounds like a right ol' shambles, doesn't it?

Now, whispers are swirling like leaves in a November gale. Some say Gray overstepped her mark, acting like a Stasi officer instead of a friendly neighbourhood investigator. Others reckon the leak was a deliberate attempt to undermine Labour, and Gray's just doing her job.

But here's the real kicker: Gray herself was in the meeting where the leak originated! Talk about a conflict of interest bigger than Boris Johnson's hair! Some even reckon her own allies might be the culprits, passing on juicy info for a bit of political mischief.