Advice To Nigel Farage

The next time that you go to a lap dancing club, wear your glasses!

Tax Advice To Politicians

Revenue is not taxable, profits are.

You might want to remember that the next time you publicise attention seeking soundbites about companies not paying "enough" tax on their "revenues"!

Your accountants, that you use for you company accounts and trust funds etc, should have told you that!

Live Tweets About Baroness Thatcher

Advice To Drunken MPs

If you can't handle taxpayer subsidised booze, without ending up in a fracas, maybe you should remove the subsidy and stop lecturing us about our behaviour!

Advice To David Cameron

Don't make policy up on the hoof, lest you come up with a remarkably stupid idea!

Advice To Tory Councillors

Treat every Facebook comment, every Tweet, every electronic message you send in the same way that you treat a microphone; namely as being "live", and that whatever you say/write as being potentially placed in the public arena.

Tory councillor Pete Chapman please take note!

The Job From Hell?

Guido Fawkes' site is doing David Ruffley MP a "solid" by advertising for free a job in Ruffley's office as Research Assistant.

However, before you all rush off and apply, there is a caveat; according to Guido there have been at least 16 previous holders of the position over the last two years.

It sounds like an ideal opportunity for a budding undercover reporter armed with a hidden camera and microphone.