Advice To Andrew Selous

Lean to speak Engleesh before you tell others how it is spoke!

Advice To Tory Ministers

Don't dance on tables!

Tory Family Values?

Oh dear, when will MPs learn that if they insist on telling us how to live our lives they really ought to practice what they preach themselves?

Hello Young Lovers Whoever You Are

Mercer Resigns Tory Whip

Patrick Mercer has just resigned the Tory whip, he will stand down as an MP at the next election.

Advice To David Cameron

Beware the bear at the corner of the street who claims he doesn't mind whether you step on the cracks or not!

Advice To Ed Miliband

Don't castigate companies for legally reducing their tax bills, when you yourself use the law to minimise your tax bill!