Become an MP - It's a Fucking Doss!

Anyone looking for an easy second job? https://t.co/2dvWCzgV6i pic.twitter.com/9ax9iOVaab

— Tom Pride (@ThomasPride) February 24, 2015

Pregnant women need not apply!

The Sting

Politicians never learn!

Jack Straw says 'the sting was very sophisticated and a skilful deception'. So, not a word of apology for his part in it!!!!!
— Ron Moore MP (@RonMooreMoreRon) February 23, 2015

Advice To Miliband

Errr @Ed_Miliband hedge funds don’t ‘avoid tax’ they are not subject to it. #PMQs

— Charlotte Henry (@charlotteahenry) February 4, 2015

Learn how the tax system works, before you make comments about it.

UKIP Falls Apart

UKIP Hit Puberty: Slam Doors, Shouts at Parents | Farage/Carswell Fall Out Semi-Denied By Party: http://t.co/bsYp9zx3aT

— Guido Fawkes (@GuidoFawkes) January 20, 2015

Oh dear, in the run up to the election (the PR vehicle for Farage's book) it appears that UKIP is falling apart.

Let us trust that this doesn't dent sales of the mighty tome!

New Year

The most depressing aspect of 2015 is that for the first four months of this year we have to endure a general election campaign!

Politicians Really Are Such "Lovely" People

Interesting tweets from @brit_battleaxe 24 hours prior to Kerry Smith's downfall: http://t.co/jybJybi7zv

— Guido Fawkes (@GuidoFawkes) December 15, 2014

They Work For You!

.@DailyMirror: Tory MP Nigel Mills played Candy Crush on iPad for hours in Commons. http://t.co/9iPZtx97Bg pic.twitter.com/iXZHYJr6ho

— Baroness Hussein-Ece (@meralhece) December 8, 2014