Cable To Stand Down - No One Will Notice

#VinceCable will stand down as Liberal Democrat leader .

But will anybody notice?

— Bruce Woodacre (@bruce_bwkm) March 14, 2019

Cox's Codpiece

All eyes currently on Geoffrey Cox, who is telling the Commons that he is 'unable to talk about' his negotiations

Geoffrey Cox jokes that it has become known as 'Cox's codpiece'

Says he is trying to ensure that 'what's inside the codpiece is in full working order'

— Steven Swinford (@Steven_Swinford) March 7, 2019

Labour are as Shit as The Tories

Equalities and Human Rights Commission announces it believes Labour might have broken the law by unlawfully discriminating against Jewish people - so ‘considering using statutory enforcement powers’ - party now has chance to respond - v serious indeed

— Laura Kuenssberg (@bbclaurak) March 7, 2019

Absolutely Everything Is Going To Be Shit!

Meanwhile in London, ministers begin to panic and predict “a party meltdown nationwide” if PM's deal falls next week. Brexiteer minister: "If we lose on Tuesday, absolutely everything is going to be shit".

— Tom Newton Dunn (@tnewtondunn) March 6, 2019

Momentum Fined

Momentum fined for 'multiple breaches' of electoral law https://t.co/4SJMxvBPhp

— Andrew (@ataccounting) March 6, 2019

Pearl Clasping Vicars' Daughters

Having observed the experiment for more than long enough, I think it fair to say that pearl clasping vicar's daughters should not seek, or be granted, high political office.

Failing Grayling Featured In New York Times

Two thirds of a page in today’s New York Times dedicated to a report on “Failing Grayling”. pic.twitter.com/jQHf2iayre

— Ben Riley-Smith (@benrileysmith) March 4, 2019