Khan Has Failed as Mayor of London

London's failed mayor Sadiq Khan getting his balls handed to him on a plate. Stormzy and dave 🤪🤪🤪🤪 pic.twitter.com/QzkNM0b6Ja

— Nigel🇬🇧 (@Nigel21915926) February 25, 2020

#PancakeDay - The Headline Methinks Writes Itself ;)

Don't Mess With Priti!

Security kick back like this rare but hear Home Sec is livid. Feels like someone is really trying to stitch her up and appears to have crossed a line. https://t.co/lcY31JwmIM

— Harry Cole (@MrHarryCole) February 23, 2020

The report that Priti Patel does not receive MI5 briefings was a lie.

The civil servant who fabricated this lie will be fired.

It's a Funny Old World!

hooray! pic.twitter.com/Kwh0V4Zb5E

— billy (@billoislove) February 21, 2020

Schrödinger's Sabisky

It transpires that Sabisky may well be both resigned and working.

 

A Child is Born Without Sex - Labour Reaches Out To Its Lost Voters

Dawn Butler: “A child is born without sex.” pic.twitter.com/e3AwyJCqQG

— Ben (@Jamin2g) February 17, 2020

Labour Making a Real Effort To Reconnect With Their Lost Voters

If I understand things correctly Labour's leadership candidates are in favour of all-women shortlists that can include people who have a penis.

— Guido Fawkes (@GuidoFawkes) February 17, 2020