Nosferatu the Chancellor has decided that we all need a "little breathing space", so he has decided to reduce the import tax on gherkins (and a few other products eg marmalade).
This will save people around £21 per annum.
Do not rush out and spend this all at once, for what Nosferatu gives with one hand he takes with the toher.
Beer will go up by 2p per pint in tomorrow's budget.

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