- Welfare Slashed: £4.8 billion shaved off annually by 2029-30, with Universal Credit’s health element halved for new claimants and frozen, and the standard allowance creeping from £92 to £106 per week. Disability benefits take a £6.5 billion hit, costing 3 million families £1,720 yearly in real terms.
- Departmental Spending Strangled: Day-to-day growth cut from 1.3% to 1.2% above inflation from 2026-27, saving £6 billion by 2030. Unprotected departments face the axe, with details kicked to June’s spending review.
- Growth Predictions Stall: The OBR slashed its 2025 GDP forecast from 2% to 1%, with later years flatlining at 1.9% (2026) and 1.8% (2029)—a far cry from the robust recovery Reeves promised. Global headwinds and domestic inertia have all but extinguished hope.
- Fiscal Headroom Teeters: Reeves clawed back £9.9 billion against her fiscal rules, reversing a £4.1 billion deficit by 2029-30. But the OBR warns it’s a coin toss whether this survives, hinting at more tax hikes or cuts by autumn.
- The £500 Lie: Reeves parroted the government’s claim that households will be “£500 better off” by 2029-30, a figure cooked up from welfare tweaks and tax adjustments. It’s a fantasy shredded by rising poverty (250,000 more affected, including 50,000 kids) and April’s brutal cost-of-living surge.
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Thursday, 27 March 2025
Rachel Reeves’ Spring Statement: A Litany of Lies and Economic Ruin
Wednesday, 26 March 2025
Springtime For Reeves - A Cheerful Little Song
To be sung to the tune of Springtime For Hitler
Britain was in trouble, what a sad, sad tale,
Needed a new chancellor to fix the fiscal scale.
Where, oh, where was she? Who’d take the reins with glee?
We looked around, and then we found,
The one to cut with certainty!
And now it’s…
Springtime for Reeves and austerity,
Britain’s on a tighter leash today!
Welfare’s getting slashed again,
Disabled funds are trashed again!
Budgets are my grand design, you see!
Springtime for Reeves and austerity,
Watch out, worse is yet to be!
The Treasury was a mess, oh what a sorry sight,
Rachel took the helm to set the numbers “right.”
Where, oh, where was hope? Where could compassion be?
She balanced books, gave us dirty looks,
And blamed it all on her decree!
And now it’s…
Springtime for Reeves and austerity,
PIP and UC fade away!
Cuts falling from the skies again,
The vulnerable cry again!
My budget’s why we’re here, oh yes!
Springtime for Reeves and austerity,
Means that soon you’ll feel the stress!
I was born in Leeds, and that’s why I’m so shrewd,
Don’t be daft, join my craft—cut the weak, it’s not so rude!
Springtime for Reeves and austerity,
Fiscal rules are my new game to play!
Disabled left in dire straits again,
Her budget’s who we blame again!
Savings fall short, yet I don’t care!
Springtime for Reeves and austerity,
Worse is coming—beware, beware!
Springtime for Reeves and austerity,
Winter for the sick and poor, alas!
Springtime for Reeves and austerity,
Come on, Britain, feel my fiscal blast!
Thursday, 24 March 2022
Rishi's Thin Gruel Satisfies No One
Rishi's thin gruel has not pleased anyone (including the papers and Tory MPs)
- Fuel duty cut by 5p
- the threshold at which people start to pay NI will rise by £3,000 to £12,570
- basic rate of income tax to be cut from 20p to 19p by the end of this parliament
- VAT will be removed from green home renovations eg heat pumps/solar panels.
All this to cover the largest fall in living standards since the mid 50's!
The cost of the lockdowns and chaotic energy markets are coming home to roost.
As to whether more should have been done to help those facing a bleak financial year is open to debate. However, when the government proactively makes things worse (eg via green taxes and NI rises) it should be well and truly lambasted.
The fact is that the British state needs a massive overhaul viz:
- the civil service is next to useless, and is incapable of handling real time events and crises.
- the Met has reverted to the bad old days of the 70's wrt corruption and loss of trust of the public
- our energy policy is an utter shambles (a mishmash of wannabe green initiatives that will be paid for by the hapless taxpayers)
- education is chaotic and politicised in the classroom
- defence has been cut to the bone, at a time when it needs to be ramped up
- the NHS is a failed organisation not fit for purpose
- migration controls are non existent etc
Quite simply, the Tories are failing to act like Conservatives at a time when people desperately need them to act like Conservatives!
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