Wise Words

Peter Lilley speaking about cannabis use by his colleagues in the House of Commons:

"Many of my friends, colleagues in this place, did – and don’t seem to have recovered..."

Gove Admits To Making Mistake

As per Paul Waugh:

"Gove: "Every minister makes mistakes." 

An honest poltician!

There's a rarity, perhaps we should have him stuffed and put on display?

Cameron Moves The Energy Goalposts

As per Simon Gompertz:

"First Cameron said energy firms would "have to" put us on lowest tariffs, then it was "ensure", now govt will just "help" us get them."

Chris Huhne "I am innocent of the charges"

Huhne Perverted The Course of Justice

A politician who lied, who would have thought that possible?

"Chris Huhne, the former energy secretary, has quit politics and is facing a possible jail sentence after he pleaded guilty to perverting the course of justice by asking his ex-wife to take speeding points for him." 

Still I dare say he will write a book whilst he is in jail, and end up on TV quiz shows as a minor "celebrity" when he comes out.

Advice To David Cameron

Learn the difference between debt and deficit!

Question For George Osborne

Q: When is a budget not a budget?

A: When it is an Autumn Statement