Socialism - The Path To Prosperity

For many years it has been widely assumed that socialism leads to economic chaos and poverty.

However, this appears not to be the case at all. It transpires that leading socialists Tony and Cherie Blair now own 31 properties. Thus proving that socialism is in fact the path to prosperity!

Clegg's Failure of Leadership and Judgement

Clegg claims he wouldn't have worn the feminist T shirt had he known that it was made under sweatshop conditions.

Yet he was happy enough to wear it when he knew it was marketing stunt by Elle!

The Pigs Win - Expense Records Destroyed

In a display of arrogance and disdain for the voters, Bercow's office has destroyed paperwork relating to MPs' expense claims made before 2010. The excuse being that the destruction was necessary to comply with data protection laws.

Unsurprisingly, this means that those MPs accused of abusing the expenses system will escape official investigation.

How "ironic"!

Advice To UKIP

It's easy being the unwanted party gate crasher, but not so easy staying the night and trying to host the party yourself.

Party Conferences

Aside from the media and political activists, no one gives a fark about what happens at party conferences let alone will remember them by the time the May 2015 election comes round.

Politicians who think that people do take an interest should get their heads out of their arses!

Advice To Ed Miliband

The next time you open your mouth in front of an audience, use a script.

Advice To David Cameron

Treat all microphones as live, even those that seem so far away.