Gauke Has Irony Bypass

Great place for a ministerial visit. The Death Star - the set of next #StarWars film at @PinewoodStudios to see benefits of film tax credits

— David Gauke (@DavidGauke) August 13, 2015

Socialists Infiltrate Labour

Party founded by Keir Hardie ‘being infiltrated by socialists’ http://t.co/mgjxtHMppF pic.twitter.com/dk0gfRnEao

— The Daily Mash (@thedailymash) August 13, 2015

Labour In Meltdown

Can't think why former members of SWP who told people to vote green against a Labour challenge would be rejected. https://t.co/D5Veim7LgN

— Hopi Sen (@hopisen) August 12, 2015

Yesterday Labour's website crashed, as a result of the surge in voter registrations for Labour's car crash leadership election.

Apparently Corbyn is now so popular he has achieved something of a miracle, namely unifying both the SWP and the Tory party in their desire to see him win!

Stop The Labour Election

As the protracted car crash that is the Labour leadership election continues, some in the party are finally waking up to the fact that not only will Corbyn win (and thus destroy the party) but that Corbyn's victory will be brought about by voters within the party who are not in fact Labour supporters.

Simon Danczuk Labour MP for Rochadale said that Labour's interim leader Harriet Harman should halt the leadership contest and call an emergency meeting to take stock of the "infiltration" by those he said were not genuine party supporters.

He believes that the process may have to be rerun, and warned that if Mr Corbyn wins he would not be able to command discipline amongst Labour MPs - many of whom would not vote for "crazy left-wing stuff".

Only Labour could make such a mess of their own party, and become such a laughing stock!

Labour's Grand Old Man

Has anyone thought that although Jeremy Corbyn has gathered momentum for the far left, he'll be 71 in 2020 who will it keep going after?

— Rebecca Sword (@rebeccasword) August 5, 2015

Labour Asks CIA For Help

“CIA death squads” – the one thing that could stop Jeremy Corbyn, according to Ken Livingstone http://t.co/JRVLjrMcVL pic.twitter.com/l3224j5SL9

— LondonLovesBusiness (@LondonLovesBiz) August 4, 2015

Maybe Corbyn could be rendited?

Corbynomics!

Jeremy Corbyn: "Paying tax is not a burden". There's Labour's next election winning slogan right there.

— Dan Hodges (@DPJHodges) August 3, 2015