David Delusional Davis

David Davis - tipped as a successor to Theresa May - tonight: "This is the moment of truth ... Cabinet and all Conservative MPs should stand up, be counted and say no to this capitulation." #BrexitDeal https://t.co/3H01SZ7g09

— Christopher Hope (@christopherhope) November 13, 2018

Whilst Davis may well be right about May's plan, and whilst it is also quite possible she will fail and be kicked out of office, his belief (or rather his media chum's belief) that he will be leader is a bit of a stretch!

Bercow Doesn't Get Irony

Bercow to Host Parliamentary Anti-Bullying Event https://t.co/NxHdzJjSf2 pic.twitter.com/40V8N1eXBZ

— Guido Fawkes (@GuidoFawkes) November 13, 2018

Another Week Where May's Job Hangs In The Balance

John Whittingdale: “If the deal doesn’t get through Parliament it is almost impossible to see how she can continue.”

— Harry Cole (@MrHarryCole) November 11, 2018

....and yet, despite all the predictions that she will go, she clings on to power and doesn't even seem to be enjoying it!

The Future Home Secretary

Future Home Secretary. pic.twitter.com/ALIntzYWPF

— Christopher Snowdon (@cjsnowdon) November 6, 2018

David Cameron Has Become Delusional

Excl: David Cameron tells friends he’d like a return to frontline politics, and fancies Foreign Secretaryhttps://t.co/AhEfFG93T6

— Tom Newton Dunn (@tnewtondunn) November 1, 2018

How Did Labour Get Itself Into This Mess?

Police have launched a criminal investigation into allegations of anti-Semitic hate crimes within the UK Labour Party https://t.co/VDZoUyR45k

— BBC Breaking News (@BBCBreaking) November 2, 2018

Government Admits Transport Infrastructure Is Shite

Jeremy Wright says that Tracey Crouch is absent from DCMS questions because she's on the way back from the US and it seemed 'unwise' to rely on public transport or roads to get her in on time

— Steven Swinford (@Steven_Swinford) November 1, 2018