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The PalArse of Westminster

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Exposing the hypocrisy, greed and incompetence of our "respected" elected political "elite".

Monday, 16 September 2024

Donations Gratefully Received - #PantiesGate


 

What kind of a man (a millionaire no less) would allow another man (who is not a relative) buy his wife clothes?

Friday, 13 September 2024

Pointless Strategy Summit With Senile Lame Duck


 

#TwoTierKeir is in Washington to meet with Biden, to discuss the strategy for Ukraine to remain in the war with Russia.

All very well for TwoTier to emphasise the "strategy" element. However, discussing strategy with a senile lame duck president is pointless. After the election on 5 November, America's policy towards Ukraine will change as will its strategy.

Thursday, 12 September 2024

Treasury Refuses To Quantify The Mysterious £22BN Black Hole


The UK Treasury is refusing to provide key details of the £22BN fiscal “black hole” that chancellor Rachel Reeves claims to have discovered, with officials insisting they need more time to ensure the figures are accurate!

In the meantime that mysterious black hole has been used as a rationale to kill 4,000 pensioners this winter.

I will give the Treasury a helping hand:

- £9BN spaffed on the pay rise for doctors

- £12BN spaffed on green aid for foreign governments.

 There, that's £21BN identified!

Wednesday, 11 September 2024

WFA Cut Will Kill 4,000 But Won't Save a Penny


 

Reeves all but admits that she didn't think this through, but won't back down because she has boxed herself in.

Fortunately for her and other MPs, they will still receive thousands in heating allowances, Reeves claimed £4,400.

Tuesday, 10 September 2024

Early Release - Party For Some/Misery For Victims


 

 

We are releasing 5,000 prisoners early this autumn while there are 10,400 foreign nationals in UK prisons. 

Why are the foreign prisoners not being deported, thus negating the need for releasing the others and putting people at risk?

Monday, 9 September 2024

The Hill That #TwoTierKeir Has Chosen To Die On - 4,000 Dead Pensioners


 

Research carried out by Labour in 2017 claimed that 4,000 pensioners would die if the then PM, Theresa May, had pursued plans to restrict winter fuel allowances.

For reasons best known to himself, TwoTier has decided to resurrect those plans and die on the hill of 4,000 dead pensioners. There are battles you should fight, and battles you shouldn't. Quite why TwoTier has chosen this hill to die on is beyond me.

There is a much easier way to save the £1.8BN, stop Miliband's ludicrous £11BN green give-away to foreign governments!

Friday, 6 September 2024

Angela Eagle is Fucking Useless and She Knows It!