#PornGate Latest

 

Those of you wondering who the Tory MP is who has been watching porn in the Chamber (in full view of other MPs), will probably have to wait until Sunday before he is named in the press.

Boris To Privatise The Arse Off The Passport Office

 Boris has threatened to privatise the arse off the Passport Office, if it doesn't improve its performance.

The French Presidential Vote - Beware The Media Spin

Contrary to what those with little understanding of politics would have you believe, Macron's victory is not a crushing defeat for Le Pen.

She has been increasing her share of the vote in each Presidential election:

2021 - 20%

2017 - 34%

2022 - 41%

The Absurd Theatrics of #PartyGate

 

Yesterday Parliament approved a third probe into partygate, this time via the Privileges Committee.

Whilst Starmer and the media are doubtless feeling very smug about this, the wasting of more time debating and investigating what is already being investigated does the people of Britain no good whatsoever.

Those who want to hold the government's feet to the fire should be focussing on a whole host of issues that affect real people including, but not limited to:

- the absurdity of the lockdown/mask rules, and how they caused more harm than good

- inflation

- the war in Ukraine

- migration

- NHS backlog

- housing

- law and order

- education etc etc.

These are the issues that our "esteemed" parliamentarians ought to be focussing on, instead of the theatrics of partygate!

The Hancock Diaries

 

Former Health Secretary Matt Hancock will be publishing his diaries later this year. 

The book (title TBC) will be based on “contemporaneous accounts” of the pandemic, and reveal “for the first time” the critical moments in the battle against COVID. 

He will be donating the royalties to NHS charities.

Irony Klaxon!

 

Denmark has confirmed that it is in talks with Rwanda about transferring asylum seekers there, following a similar move announced by the UK last week.

— Simon Jones (@SimonJonesNews) April 21, 2022

Ukraine Names Street After Boris

 

Away from the theatrics of Westminster, in a move guaranteed to antagonise certain sections of the British media and others, Ukraine has named a street after Boris.

The council in Fontanka, on the outskirts of Odesa, issued an order to rename Mayakovsky Street as "Boris Johnson Street" instead.

It stated: 

“The Prime Minister of the United Kingdom is one of the most principled opponents of the Russian invasion, a leader in sanctions on Russia and defence support for Ukraine.

Rename Mayakovsky Street to Boris Johnson Street.”

The news was announced online by a council official who said: 

“We have new heroes.”