TwoTier, being a Marxist, doesn't understand the concept of supply and demand. As such, he cannot get his head around the fact that demand for oasis tickets exceeds supply; thus pushing the price up.
Fear not comrades, he has a solution.
He will nationalise Oasis.
Needless to say, as with all other popular entertainment/sports events TwoTier will receive his customary first class freebies for this one!
