Inseminate Britain Pauses Their Campaign

 

Inseminate Britain pause their childish behaviour, as they realise people hate them.

Wankers! https://t.co/2ha4fMBFeJ

— Ken Frost (@ken_frost) October 14, 2021

Claudia Webbe Found Guilty of Harassment

 

"The recordings of someone threatening to throw acid over the victim, calling her a slag and promising to send compromising photos to her family are indeed my voice, but they have been taken out of context" pic.twitter.com/JyasUdLYb5

— Count Mysterioso (@MysteriosoX) October 13, 2021

Boris Backs Kwasi

 

Despite the media hysteria over Boris having a short holiday, it seems that Number 10 can still function with him being in Spain. The same hysterical media are reporting the Boris has backed Kwasi, in his battle with Rishi over bailouts for energy intensive industries.

Now whilst in the short term this, if it goes ahead, may provide a feel good factor there are a few uncomfortable questions:

1 Why did these industries not hedge against rising energy prices?

2 Are we sure that they have no other means of funding there energy bills (eg cut dividends, borrow)?

3 Is it now the norm for businesses, so used to Covid handouts, to run bleating to the government everytime something goes wrong?

4 How much extra tax will we be forced to fork out to save these companies?

Boris's Break Between Crises

 

Boris has taken a few days off, and flown to Marbella.

Suffice to say some sections of the media are hyperventilating at the thought of Boris taking a break when the country is in "crisis". 

Needless to say the media are, as usual, exaggerating. The UK is currently between crises, the next crisis has yet to be created and whipped up by the media.

The Curious Case of The Missing Rabbits

 

Boris's speech yesterday to the party faithful was a barnstorming performance of jokes, optimism and bombast.

Yet the much anticipated rabbits never appeared.

Had he eaten them?

It appears not, there will be rabbits aplenty in the coming weeks as per Robert Colvile:

A reminder - we have the Budget, the three-year spending review, the levelling up plan, the net zero plan, the heat and buildings strategy and more all coming in the next month or so. If you’re saying Boris’s speech was policy-light, there’s a pretty good reason.

— Robert Colvile (@rcolvile) October 6, 2021

The odd thing is though, that some Number 10 deep throats were merrily briefing some journalists a few days ago that there were to be rabbits.

Curiouser and curiouser said Alice!

All The World's a Stage!

 

Boris speaks to the party faithful and (for those who are interested) the nation, at 11.30 this morning.

He will be speaking from a specially constructed platform, which is larger than the ones used by the other speakers during the conference.

They Walk Amongst Us!

 

A truly batshit crazy idea from a sitting Tory MP.

Were this to happen, then the range of products available would fall and the prices rise!

Complete and utter idiocy!