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The PalArse of Westminster

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Exposing the hypocrisy, greed and incompetence of our "respected" elected political "elite".

Monday, 8 November 2021

Will He or Won't He?


 

People who have nothing better to do, than ponder about Westminster politics, are currently wondering whether Boris will turn up to the Commons debate about the Paterson debacle this afternoon.

I bet he doesn't!

Friday, 5 November 2021

Goodbye Mr Whippy!


 

Given the absolute clusterfuck over Paterson, it is clear heads must roll in order to protect Johnson.

Step forward Mark Spencer (Chief Whip) who, apparently, is not going to go quietly!

Thursday, 4 November 2021

Went The Day Well? - The Government's Pyrrhic Victory


 

Yesterday's vote on the Paterson case was a Pyrrhic victory for the government.

The government succeeded in overturning the suspension, and set up a new committee dominated by a five-to-four majority of Tory MPs that would draw up new rules on MPs’ standards. However, that victory was turned to ashes by the fact that Labour and the SNP are to boycott the committee, thus making it look utterly pathetic and a sham.

Such is the anger today over this farce, the government is making a monumental U-turn, and abolishing its own proposed changes.

The apparent shambles of the last 24 hours can be interpreted in a number of ways:

1 It is part of a grand plan, the overall objective of which remains unclear to mere mortals such as myself.

2 It was a monumental misreading of the situation and, in effect, a cock up.

3 The government thought people wouldn't really care, and assumed it would get away with it.

Wednesday, 3 November 2021

#StoneGate - Marking Its Own Homework?

 

Sadly, all too often, when presented with an opportunity for positive reform and improvement Parliament manages to drop the ball!

Monday, 1 November 2021

Jersey Sticks Two Fingers Up To France

 

Thursday, 28 October 2021

Starmer's Bad Luck

 

'Absolutely gutted': Labour leader Sir Keir Starmer tests positive for COVID-19.

Sir Keir will have to self-isolate for 10 days.

According to Sky, he carries out daily lateral flow tests but this is the first time he has tested positive (even though he has isolated 4 times before).

Hopefully he will recover without suffering any unpleasant symptoms.