Arise Sir Softee

 

https://t.co/l32Gz1Xoj4 pic.twitter.com/26PChQD2Sm

— Guido Fawkes (@GuidoFawkes) April 19, 2023

Phil Mitchell Arrested in SNP Financial Probe

 

SNP Treasurer Colin Beattie, who warned the SNP was running out of cash 2 days ago, has just been arrested.

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https://t.co/42CC6qUtde

— Agent P (@AgentP22) April 18, 2023

The Kimono Wearing Fox Killer Loses Again!

 

You are never going to guess what's happened to @jolyonmaugham....

... details to follow pic.twitter.com/4oqnrxPC3h

— Guido Fawkes (@GuidoFawkes) April 17, 2023

The Fall Guy!

 

Rayner Talking Bollocks As Usual!

 

'Mortgages have increased because of the disastrous budget that Liz Truss and the Conservatives put to the country recently.'

Labour's @AngelaRayner says that "we've got to solve the situation" where "many people can't get on the housing ladder".https://t.co/WUnquWvHqf pic.twitter.com/leo0fc0pMM

— Sky News (@SkyNews) April 13, 2023

Conveniently ignoring the fact that interest rates have increased in other countries as well.

Sturgeon's Husband Arrested

 

Peter Murrell the husband of former first minister Nicola Sturgeon has been arrested in connection with an investigation into Scottish National Party finances.

This no doubt a counted for her sudden resignation recently. 

He should not worry too much, given that Scotland lets convicted child rapists off with community service, Murrell will probably be given an award if he he is charged and found guilty.

RIP Nigel Lawson

 

The last genuine Tory Chancellor.