Boris Admits He Is NOT a Communist

Boris Johnson: ‘My friends, I am not a communist.’

— Jack Maidment (@jrmaidment) June 30, 2020

Virtue Signalling Never Ends Well!

Virtue signalling never ends well! Just ask the England team 1938.. https://t.co/U92Cg1Q4z4 pic.twitter.com/qPwXaM3at6

— Ken Frost (@ken_frost) June 18, 2020

Labour leader Sir Keir Starmer tells #BBCBreakfast it’s "a shame" the sentiment behind the Black Lives Matter movement is getting “tangled up with these organisational issues" and it’s "nonsense" to call to ‘Defund the Police’. pic.twitter.com/7ydITWGZWN

— BBC Breakfast (@BBCBreakfast) June 29, 2020

As a public prosecutor, Sir Kier Starmer was a cop in an expensive suit. While black people are now incarcerated at the same rate as African Americans, the prison population in Britain has almost doubled since the 1980s. This has affected all working class people in Britain.

— #BlackLivesMatterUK (@ukblm) June 29, 2020

We are disgusted by the recent interview @Keir_Starmer gave to BBC Breakfast. To say that defunding the police is ‘nonsense’ is a slap in the face to all the Black academics and activists who have been working on conceptualising a just society for so long. (1/4)

— Warwick Labour 🌹 (@WarwickLabour) June 29, 2020

PM Due To Launch Operation Bounce Back

As we wait for PM's speech - more astonishing numbers confirming scale of govt interventions in economy so far -9.3 m jobs being supported by furlough and 2.6m thro self employed scheme - dwarfs anything being announced by PM today, and what's likely from Chancellor next week

— Laura Kuenssberg (@bbclaurak) June 30, 2020

The Opportunity For Change

Boris Johnson tells @TimesRadio that coronavirus gives the UK an "opportunity to change".

But he says it has been an "absolute nightmare for the country".

Listen now 🔊 https://t.co/nTwN679B3O@AasmahMir | @StigAbell | @BorisJohnson pic.twitter.com/v2I5OwLZjA

— Times Radio (@timesradio) June 29, 2020

Boris Johnson channels FDR's New Deal on @TimesRadio: "You can't at this moment go back to austerity. That would be a mistake. This is the moment for a Rooseveltian approach to the economy”.

— Tom Newton Dunn (@tnewtondunn) June 29, 2020

The Sedwill Letters

Gone, with a hand written letter of praise from the PM and a peerage. Cabinet Secretary Sir Mark Sedwill agrees to go as Boris Johnson’s civil service shake up begins. Brexit negotiator and long serving aide David Frost replaces him as National Security Adviser. pic.twitter.com/8aIp7ZeoFO

— Tom Newton Dunn (@tnewtondunn) June 28, 2020

The Chronicles of Banquo - The Demise of The Dark Knight

Gather ye round my best beloveds, and I shall recount to you another tale from the Chronicles of Banquo.

It was at the time when Albion and its people were ravaged by the great plague, enemies outwith and within Albion plotted to use this period of perceived weakness to their own evil ends.

The Dark Knight Sedwill had long been plotting to thwart the king's and his loyal knight apparent Banquo's plans for reform and revitalisation, the emperors across the water were mighty angry at Albion's plans to leave the empire and did all they could to stop it and the lickspittles in the media (who felt that their time was nigh) were dripping poison into the ears of the people of Albion.

Thus we enter the time when the plague was abating and, within reason, some parts of the lockdown were being eased. The eve of No Turning Back Day focused minds in Albion, and across the water the minds of the emperors.

It was a cleft in the buttocks of the history of Albion.

Thus it became time for the king to honour his vows to the people of Albion, made in the Winter of 2019, and level up the land and its people.

It was a time to Build, Build  Build!

For the promises to be kept, the disloyal Dark Knight Sedwill had to be vanquished. As such he was persuaded of the hopelessness of his situation, and his pending demise. Therefore he would, on the eve of No Turning Back Day, fall upon his sword, leaving the path clear for Banquo to transform the royal court.

Is this the end of the Chronicle?

It is the end of this tale, but the Chronicles never end.

Fear not, my best beloveds, for I shall return to relate another tale in the Chronicles of Banquo.

Dick's Out?