Title

The PalArse of Westminster

Text

Exposing the hypocrisy, greed and incompetence of our "respected" elected political "elite".

Thursday, 30 May 2024

Starmer's War Against The Gingers


 

Starmer has had something of a mixed bag of results in his war against the gingers. Yesterday saw success with the ousting of Lloyd Russell-Moyle as candidate for Kemptown Brighton. A pretty good result, as he widely regarded as being a tosser.

Unfortunately, Starmer's other ginger target Rayner has survived. Starmer's tactic of letting the Tories get rid of her backfired, as they are pretty useless at the moment.

However, Starmer has now adopted Plan B and has left it to the electorate to get rid of her; by ensuring that there was ample media coverage of her kowtowing to a male only gathering, as she begged for their votes if she supported Palestine.

Tuesday, 28 May 2024

Sectarian Politics Destroys Democracy!

 

Friday, 24 May 2024

Advice To Farage


 

The timing of this election was not down to you, because you had no intention of ever standing here (given your lucrative job in the USA working for Trump).


Thursday, 23 May 2024

General Election 4th of July


 

A sodden Rishi Sunak announced to the throng of media yesterday that there will be a general election on the 4th of July.

His decision has blind-sided almost everyone.

The media report that many Tory MPs are spitting blood over this, and cannot fathom the reason for calling the election now; they brand him as "selfish". 

It should be noted of course that these are the very same MPs who have been planning on an Autumn general election, and had been planning on using the coming months for their summer holidays and for arranging for jobs outside parliament when they lose their seats.

Meanwhile Nigel Farage has announced that he won't be leading Reform, nor will he be standing. Seemingly the chance of a job in the Trump administration is too big an opportunity to turn down, so he will spend the summer campaigning for Trump.

Wednesday, 22 May 2024

Ben Wallace Eviscerates The Useless Foreign Office



Election Alert KLAXON!

 


The usual "nay sayers" are, apparently, silent.